9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 18, 2012
Transcript:
Thorax: when I am president, I will never use air force one without asking permission. don't you want to know how much it's costing you when I use the company car? Woman: Why? When people elect a chief executive, they expect that person to be presidential. thorax: you mean, an improvident liar and cheat who will kiss your baby and pick your pocket all in one swift motion? thorax: Hmmm...multitasking. woman: hold on a second...