9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 13, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: Juliette, I want to tell you something because you're the silent partner in my practice. However, if I tell you, you will learn of a crime, and will either report me, or risk prosecution yourself. Woman: This is grave indeed. I was just grading a batch of exams from a group of mouthbreathing students, when you walked in....and told me my life may alter materially, hunting obliquely at jail. I don't know what to do. Woman: cookies?