9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 20, 2013
Transcript:
Man: Given that I am no longer in your employ, I feel I have to leave to tell you that your dress is very lovely, but it isn't lovely on it's own. It would not be so lovely if you did not also have a very lovely... um... woman: a lovely what? Man: a....very lovely..luscious, beautiful...ravishing, gorgeous, enchanting...um...bewitching... woman: you can't put off your noun forever