9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 13, 2013

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Man: Look, we're just wasting time. I'll scoop my cow up in the front loader and... woman: I don't want her moved. you'll only kill her with that thing! Man: I think I know how to take care of my own cow. Man: you got fertilizer in your ears, farmer? the doctor told you to stand down.