9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 20, 2013
Transcript:
woman: Before I'm thrown into the slammer with two chickens, a pig and a woman of ill repute, tell me exactly why you snitched on me. Man: I didn't! Woman: Well, the flatfeet think you did. Man: fleurrie, I am deeply in love with you. you are my alpha and omega, my polestar, the earth, the sky, the sun and the moon. I never uttered a word to implicate you. Never would I...I...um... Man: Oh, wait a minute. I did rat you out. Man: Okay, are you being childish...or trying to get me aroused?