9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 19, 2013
Transcript:
man: I move that the witness's testimony be stricken from the record on the basis that it is absurd, impossible, and that absolutely, unquestionably nobody would believe that miss burber is a dismembered corpse! Thorax: And, if I may say so, a very sweet, perky, adorable dismembered corpse, at that. Man: Absolutely, unquestionably nearly nobody.