9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 21, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: that is a scandalous accusation. We weren't making hot, smokin' wonka bonka ding dong amongst the bales of hay. It was soaked with much and all icky. Amos: Why did you bury it? Ah, I see. Amos: There is only one legal precedent I should present here. Amos: haven't you ever heard of dry cleaning?!