9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 23, 2013
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Man: Your honor, you must give me client her day in court! She's allowed to present her own defense. Thorax: But the press have already dubbed her "dairy farm hatched witch." woman: What about my day in court? Isn't that my constitutional right? Man: you mean, after the press have tried you? Thorax: Is that permitted?