9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 31, 2013
Transcript:
Thorax: What is that stuff all over the dress, counselor? Man: Well, it was buried in a cow pasture, your honor...it's dried mud, bits of rot, loam, and...um.... Thorax: Out with it, counselor! Man: ..manure, your honor. Thorax: Stenographer, revise my last utterance from "out with it, counselor!" to "speak up, man!"