9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 10, 2013
Transcript:
Man: your honor, I object. We're being subjected to the testimony of a holstein cow....as opposed to a member of a species that actually know the difference between truth and falsehood. You cannot depend on such a beast. Woman: She's an unreliable witness, she might accidentally tell the truth. thorax: zing.