9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 15, 2013
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Man: And the thing is, not matter how predatory you get, they tip you for it. Man: keep your eye on table number 7. You have to watch, bide your time, pick up the rhythm of their chewing, don't be too eager....it's all...in..the..timing. Man: godspeed. Man: So how's the meal, folks? enjoying it? Man: Super! Man: You nailed two customers with their mouths full, and they never saw you coming! you're an inspiration to us all! And remember, you must never show mercy. They'll know you're weak.