9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 07, 2013
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Thorax: Presently, we're under retainer to the feds, who are swamped. Our motto is: We tap phones without references to race, creed, or national origin. Thorax: And might I mention, ms. burber, that when you cry "oh, sweet baby!" in outbursts of rapture, you really need to enunciate. Amos: I didn't realize my phone was off the hook. Thorax: It wasn't. Amos: Wow. Modern technology. It makes one proud to be an american...almost.