9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 19, 2014
Transcript:
Man: This is Larry. he's running against our six term incumbent for a seat in the senate. Woman: Um...dare I inquire what you are doing? Man: Going around with larry's hands in my pockets. I thought I'd give him a test drive. Man: hi! Woman: ....larry. Woman: So, has larry captured your critical swing vote? Man: Well, his palms are toasty warm.