9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 26, 2014
Transcript:
Man: how did you know I was the one pointing a rifle at you? Woman: I think it was your peter lorre impression. you were so awful at it. Look, if you're going to keep menacing me with your karabiner, you really should remove this feed sack. It would be so much more effective. Woman: hello, bertie.