9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 29, 2015
Transcript:
Man: just because I'm a little heavy chested doesn't mean you have a right to hurt my feelings. amos: I'm sorry. when I suggested you wore a bra, it was entirely due to a misunderstanding of edda's use of a collective pronoun. will you accept my apology? man: I guess so. Amos: I feel we've arrived at a bright turning point in our relationship....put 'er there. Amos: I meant, shake hands. Man: you seem to struggle with linguistic clarity