9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 21, 2015

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Amos: don't try to win an argument with feminine wiles. Edda: what?! I'm employing only the classical socratic method to expose the truth or falsehood of your preposterous assertion. Edda: never once have I sunk to even an instant of sexual coercion, not one wile...not even the merest hint. you're the one who keeps brining up feminine wiles. you're the one who..... edda: oh. Amos: There. was that so hard? Edda: socrates never once. i am certain. won a debate by licking someone's ear. Amos: And yet people still use his method.