9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 22, 2015
Transcript:
woman: If she had reason to dump a large cola on your head, I think you'd have occasion to remember her. Man: I'll have you know, I once had an audience with the pope, and he dumped a cup of cola on my head with crushed ice. Woman: you antagonized his holiness?! Man: how was I supposed to know he wasn't the janitor?