9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 09, 2015
Transcript:
Man: I'll accept your regrets for dumping the cup of cola on my head. Woman: Perhaps you've entered a fugue state in which you believe people apologize for inconceivable reasons I say, let's exchange farewells on good terms, and never see each other expect in some ring of hell, should I be passing on holiday. Man: Until then, goodbye, wimpy. Woman: Toodle-oo pepsi.