9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 19, 2016

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Woman: The only reason I didn't conquer amos was that you beat me to him. It was all timing. Edda: On the contrary, amos conquered me. He was apirate king who took down my masts with one volley of chain shot, and stormed my forecastle. and I happily gave up the ship. Edda: I have a ton more metaphor where that came from, baby.