9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 23, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: He wants to marry me. Man: We've known each other for only three days. Woman: And yet I'm convinced I'm in love. man: And yet I'm in love. woman: two days ago I loathed the jerk. Man: Two days ago I hated the jerk. Woman:I wish I had asked him more about himself. Man: I could have asked her more about herself. Woman: In particular a phone number.