9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 22, 2016

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Seth: I kept saying "so"? and all he did was stare at me like a flounder, it was as if he didn't understand a word I said. Man: Think back to when you used to speak fluent straight. what would you have said then? Seth: "have you already set your wedding date, and will you let me do your wedding dress as well as cater?" Man: there you go. Seth: Man, it almost sounded normal. Man: You shouldn't let your foreign languages get rusty. Seth: It was as if I was talking martian.