9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 24, 2016
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Seth: Xiulan and hugh are chaste, and they're staying that way until their wedding night. Man: oh,lord! that's so....so romantic! Seth: he's going to cry! quick edda.....say something stupid to defuse it! Edda: Why do I have to be the one to say something stupid? Seth: Sweetie, you're always the one. Edda: Oh....right.