9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 06, 2016
Transcript:
Man: I'm not sure my parents have sufficient liquidity in chickens to underwrite your betrothal to me. we own a welsh corgi named virgil, but he's fifteen and has asthma. woman: I'm sure my father would accept pork belly future on the chicago mercantile exchange. Woman: He's traditional, not primitive.