9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 16, 2016
Transcript:
Edda: Where's hugh? Woman: in the diner, sitting in a booth, his legs tightly crossed. Man: "i told him I have a panda tattoo on my bottom. I acquired it, by coincidence, at the same instant he told me of the bumblebee tattoo on yours." edda: but that's impossible. Woman: which leaves open the chance that I was lying. oooooooo