9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 30, 2016
Transcript:
Man: so what is your name?I mean, I can't just call you panda, it reminds me too much of xiulan's... panda: call me gluteus maximus. Man: Too roman. Panda: Keister, then. Man: too bronx. Panda: hey, some of my favorite bums live in the bronx. Man: I know. I'll call you callipygian, in honor of xiulan. Panda: I don't want to be in your imagination. too many syllables.