9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 30, 2016
Transcript:
Man: I have it on good authority that you painted that restroom to look just like my apartment bathroom. is that true? woman: Who is your good authority? Man: Ginger. Woman: Then it is true. ginger will not lie. Woman: People are watching. Man: Good. I want to see their envy.