9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 03, 2016
Transcript:
sock: hey, geriatric boy, get a room! And who's the chick giving you the tonsillectomy, grampa? With a fogged lens and a nausea suppressant I could go for her in a big way. thorax: Meet sphinxter, the mobile comments wart. Sock: Are those your own dentures, or a timeshare between you and pa kettle here? Sock: Was I too gentle? Thorax: Frankly, I think you need to work on your tone of sanctimony.