9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 10, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: Why are you shaving? Woman: and who are ward and june? Woman: An iconic 1950s husband and wife, living their lives over an dover in the phantom zone of television syndication, along with jim and margaret, donna and alex, and ozzie and harriet, if ward had grazed june's face with his five o'clock shadow, they never would have shared the same unseen bed. Woman: They certainly never would have conceived wally, and imagine their lives without the antics of the beaver.