9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 21, 2016
Transcript:
Man: in the tenets of my tradition, I do not give a blessing, I give permission. Otherwise, you do not marry my daughter. Man: But we are already engaged. she has accepted me. I love her. she loves me. Man: oh, you must be speaking of your tradition, the one that produces idiot children. in my tradition, you don't speak for yourselves. your parents supplicate to me, and I refuse. Man: Refuse?! Man: ......or....I suppose....if I must...grudgingly....accept.