Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 15, 1996
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Clayton: What was that?! Adam: ...After being exposed to toxic lawn fertilizer, the creature began to grow blisters. Big ugly pus-filled blisters over every part of its body. Slowly, the boil-covered monster crept throught peoples yards late at night looking for fresh victims. Finding a croquet mallet that someone had left out in his back yard, the creature, which was now just a hideous mass of putrid liquid... Laura: Admit it, Adam. You didn't really want to sleep out in the back yard, did you? Adam: Ahhhhh - the kids will get a better nights' sleep in their own beds.... As'right! I didn't miss any sports highlights!