Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 28, 1996
Transcript:
Seudoo: Dear Adamathome. My kids say I spend too much time on the computer composing e-mail. I'm addicted to it. What can I do to put an end to this craving once and for all?? Seudoo. Adam: Dear Seudoo. Send threatening e-mail to a mob boss in south Philly. That should do it.