Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 30, 1997
Transcript:
Clayton typing: Dear Santa, you looked really trim at the mall the other day! Have you lost weight?!! Clayton: If you're gonna suck up to someone it might as well be Santa. Adam: Doing homework without being told? Clayton: No, my Chistmas list to Santa. Adam: Mmmmmm---a tad bit excessive don't you think? Clayton: It has to be. Gotta keep the economy of the north pole strong and healthy! Or else there'll be hundreds of elves out of work!....and in those temperatures, exposed skin freezes in minutes! Adam: Santa's not going to throw them out on the streets---he's not that cruel. Clayton: Oh, yeah-then how do you explain the pink bunny skippers I got last year?!!