Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 15, 1998

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Laura: It sure is taking your father an awfully long time to locate a toilet. Clayton: You don't think a (gulp) beagar got him, d'ya?? I hear they swallow their prey whole. Laura: Nooooo. And what in the world is a beagar?? Clayton: It's a creature that's half bear, half cougar. Katy: But if it ate dad whole, wouldn't that make it 1/3 dad, 1/3 bear and 1/3 cougar? Clayton: Oh my gosh...the dreaded dadbeagar!