Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 30, 1998
Transcript:
Adam: Excuse me. What happened to the little neighborhood video store that used to be here? Salesman: We bought them out Thursday, bulldozed it Friday and built this mega store on Saturday. Adam: All this in only three days?!? Salesman: We move fast to serve the video-renting public better. Now then, how may I help you? Adam: Oh, right, um...Do you have any copies of Casablanca? Salesman: Casa...Casa.. Adam: It stars Humphrey Bogart. Salesman: Bogart? Bogart? Adam: Yeah. He played tough guys. Salesman: Oh, like Stallone or Schwarzenegger!? We stock over 75,000 copies of their movies in this store alone! Nope, no Casa-whatever, you might want to try one of those little neighborhood video stores for that.
Haha