Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 20, 2000
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Adam types: Dear valued customer: Our records indicate that you are 30 days past due on your account. Pay now, or wish you had never been born. You might wake up one morning to find yourself tied to a stake covered with thousands of stinging fire ants. ...That is--if you wake up at all. Adam: The kind of stuff you always want to write but never can send.