Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 20, 2000
Transcript:
Clayton: Dad, I'd like to renegotiate my allowance. Adam: Downward? Clayton: No, upward! Adam: Clayton, you hardly do your chores as it is now. Clayton: But, Daddddd, if I were a professional baseball player, I'd be awarded millions in arbitration for having a mediocre year. Adam: Take it up with the commissioner. Clayton: MOM