Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 17, 2000
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Employee: No foolin'--your wife secretly switched the gourmet roasts you buy from here with inferior "brand-in-a-can" coffee?!? Adam: Yeah--to save money. Employee: I dunno--that could be grounds for divorce. Adam: Yeah, but the legal fees would eat up all my coffee funds, and then I'd be back drinking brand-in-a-can coffee. But judges must drink gourmet coffees these days, wouldn't you think? Employee: It was a joke. "Grounds" as in "coffee".