Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 25, 2010

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Clayton: Hey, dad. I finished my "What I did this summer" essay. Adam: A month before school? Wow. That's a record. Can I read it? Clayton: Sure. Adam: Learned to play "Purple Haze" on my new fender guitar... Named Rookie of the Year professional roller derby league...10th prestige modern warfare... Set 12-and-under record for most slices of pepperoni/pine-apple at Kylie's pizza. Ummm...son...none of this happened. Clayton: I know...we'll need to hurry!