Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 22, 2011
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Adam: Andre, indulge me please. May I have a large empty cup? Barista: Sure, what's up? Adam: I'm gonna put the cream in first, then you can fill the coffee cup. Barista: Smart. It blends perfectly and no guessing how much cream you like. And we could save a bundle on wooden stirrers. Brilliant, Adam! Thanks! Adam: Ask not, what coffee can do for you...
If God had meant coffee to be polluted with cream, he would have made cows who only eat coffee beans.