Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 28, 2012
Transcript:
Katy; Mom, come quick. Dad's lost his mind. Laura; What is it?! Katy; He's putting ketchup in cottage cheese. Laura; yeah, I know. Katy; What!? It's an unholy marriage of foods. Laura; Wait till you seem him with ranch dressing and pickles. Katy; How could you have married this monster??!! Laura; I make him brush his teeth a lot.
They say Richard Nixon liked ketchup on his cottage cheese. Me, I like my curds and whey with Cholula hot sauce and Cool Ranch Doritos.