Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 18, 2016
Adam: Sweet fancy Nancy. Hey. Um...so, if you don't have a gift for me yet, I had an idea. Laura: Oh, really? Adam: There's this new coffeemaker out that uses new technology. Something about vacuums and ions. It's expensive but I hear the coffee is crazy good. Laura: Well, I kind of have your gifts taken care of. Adam: Oh. Laura: Better ask Santa. Adam: Should I sit? Or...? Santa: Sprinkles? Bring me the lap reinforcer!
DTWFNC is self-regenerating.