Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 26, 2017
Katy: Check it out, Dad! I'm juggling! Adam: Whoa! Easy! Putting in contacts, here! Katy: Oh. Sorry. Adam: No problem. I just didn't want to get bumped and shove my eyeball into my brain. Katy: Could...could that really happen? Adam: Oh, sure. Happened to a guy in my high school. We called him "Eyeball Brain Brian" from then on. He could actually watch his thoughts forming before he thought them. Katy: Sigh...this sounds like one of your "stories". Adam: That's nothing. You should hear about "Booger Brain Bill".