Agnes’ problem with making coffee, along with other supposed comestibles she prepares, is that she has never figured out…
or perhaps simply refuses to believe…
Which is to say, “coffee” must contain real coffee…
no matter how difficult it is to procure….
Just as a cheese sandwich must contain cheese, and bread.
Neither can be concocted… ever… from paint, plastic, caterpillars, or any other inedible items found in the woods, or in the dumpster.
Agnes’ problem with making coffee, along with other supposed comestibles she prepares, is that she has never figured out…
or perhaps simply refuses to believe…
that the named food or beverage MUST be among the actual ingredients.Which is to say, “coffee” must contain real coffee…
no matter how difficult it is to procure….
Just as a cheese sandwich must contain cheese, and bread.
Neither can be concocted… ever… from paint, plastic, caterpillars, or any other inedible items found in the woods, or in the dumpster.