Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for April 26, 1946

Transcript:

man: I regret to report, sire, we failed to stop the rebels! by the time we'd cut through their rear guard, the main body had embarked to test their weapons on the athenian reach-head! man: They must be stopped somehow! oh, sol, give us strength to prevent this awful thing! alley oop: aww, nuts! oscar, ain't there sumpin we can do? Oscar: Look, soldier, can't we mobilize a force to run sarton's gang down and smash them? Man: Aye, we can run them down, but our available force is too little, and I fear, too late! alley oop: Sufferin' cats! how did you stumblebums ever conquer a world?