Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for November 15, 1946
Transcript:
ooola: Being my cousin doesn't give you the right to talk to me like that! woman: It's time somebody talked to you...or do you want to be an old maid? My stars, you're dumb about men! meanwhile alley oop: my gosh, neetah, what's th' matter--did sumpin hit you too? woman: boo hoo hooo! I'm scared! you left me alone up here on this awful beast...boo hoo hoo! Woman: boo hoo! What if I'd fall off! alley oop: Whatcha mean, awful beast? dinny's th' best dadgummed four footed pal a man ever had! woman: Bawwwwooo! now you're being cross with me--boo-hoo! I want to go home! alley oop: by gadfry, you can't get home any too soon t'suit me! Deliver me from dumb helpless females!