Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 27, 1947
Transcript:
alley: turn her loose, you scum, or i'm a-comin' over there an' tear you apart with my bare hands! lug: come right ahead, ol' boy...'course i can't guarantee you'll make it! but even if you shouldn't, what th' heck, you probabaly wouldn't break more'n a leg or sumpin...an' while i'm thinkin' about it, thanks for keepin' this ax so nice an' sharp!