Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for February 16, 1949
Transcript:
alley oop: gosh, umpa, those dames got me on th' ropes! I dunno what to do! umpa: Why not just relax an' have fun? alley oop: Relax? With them blackin' each other's eyes over me? umpa: Mebbe you better tell umpa th' whole thing! alley oop: aw nothin' I do is right! one of 'em's too nice an' th' other'n' is too tough... alley oop: ...why can't they be gentle an' understanding like you are? gee whiz! umpa: Oh, you poor boy!