Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for November 16, 1949
Transcript:
alley oop: all them women! no, oscar, great gadfry, I just can't do it! oscar: My stars, what are you talking about? doc: I don't see any women! alley oop: Those club-women you want me to make speeches to--holy cow! doc: Oh, for heaven's sake, they won't hurt you! alley oop: In fronta all them babes...me, just wearin' hair pants! doc: oh, we'll see that you're properly dressed! alley oop: y'mean I gotta wear shoes? doc: Well, you'd be a fine looking thing in formal evening attire with your bare feet sticking out!