Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for November 29, 1949
November 28, 1949
November 30, 1949
Transcript:
king of liars delights crowd at coliseum by betty brown impeccable in white tie and tails, the burly co-pilot of the boom lunar expedition blithely whisked his cultured listeners back through countless eons with a delightfully fantastic account of his life in the old stone age. so forceful was the explorer's tale of dinosaurs, savage warfare and neolithic political intrigue that its very impossibility faded under the golden spell of his hypnotic delivery. one could almost alley oop: so I'm a big, bare-faced liar, eh? Man: Well, at least the newspaper gave you credit for being a good one..but I shudder to think of what that story will do to the sale of seats in detroit!
