Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for September 23, 1954
Transcript:
doc: you've got something to say about my interest in the lady? hummmm ooola: Welll, er, no, but after all, doctor, my goo'ness, a man of your age... doc: Yeh? well, I don't see that being slightly damp behind the ears has been any asset to you... doc: ...and judging by the way your romance with oop bumbles along, I can't figure you as any authority on the subject... doc: ...so let's not have any more amateur comment, eh?